dospunk:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit

Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine

Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember

She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.

The American wizard school is a Cheesecake Factory in Vegas

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us

“The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections of seafood, fruits, vegetables and many other foods at high risk of contamination because of the federal government’s shutdown…”

avatrashh:

Can Toph fly?

Has anyone ever thought about how Toph could easily levitate herself in a piece of rock and fly (like Tera from Teen Titans) and use it for the same results as an air suit

rocketrandom66:

nextvisibledelicious:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

this looks like something a pokemon npc would say

I love Pidove’s call, don’t you? Horoorororo! *trainer battle guitar riff*

glamourweaver:

So Brooklyn 99 having missed Halloween this year should just continuously reference the Heist off hand with out of context flashback clips that are just escalatingly insane.

Also Skully and Hitchcock won.

reverseracism:

homefixin2shavemister:

nyaakos:

jasmineaaliyahxo:

allpower2allthepeople:

jasmineaaliyahxo:

shante-erika:

jasmineaaliyahxo:

CHINA IS TAKING OVER AFRICA 🗣🗣🗣

How so

China is legally, financially colonizing the entire continent by taking over Africa’s infrastructure.

They’ve have done so by making loans to African countries that they KNOW won’t be able to pay them back. Once the country defaults China exacts repayment by taking over an aspect of their infrastructure. They took an airport and an electric grid in Tanzania and a port in Kenya

Yes! Thanks Queen 🤗

China "gifted" the African Union a headquarters building and then allegedly had it bugged

The alleged data theft might put a strain on the relationship between China and African countries

Quartz Africa

^^Also just a little fun fact

More evidence

Somalia gives up its fishing rights to China - Face2Face Africa

At a time when local fishermen in Somalia are struggling to compete with foreign vessels that are depleting fishing stocks, the government h

Face2Face Africa

Been knowing this. It’s terrible honestly.

ur-friendly-local-memer:

marzipanandminutiae:

little-niggah-sugar:

hi-def-doritos:

amityravenclawelf:

dragonpuppies:

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

tinaseh:

tinaseh:

everybody instagram stories looking like this right now:

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baby listen…ain’t nobody wanna go down memory lane with you on insta stories shut up